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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Oh great!
First, I'm still waiting for the pics of your mail carrier. And now this!  |
*sigh*
It's a threat I'm afraid I can't carry out. Sweet Octavia, Gusto's sister, began to weep quietly...tears streaming from limpid brown eyes; her long, elegant fingers twisting a lace hankie; her full bosom heaving with her attempt to repress her sobs. She so wants a formal introduction to "Drav-eek" from "Phil-ee-del-phye-ay." Gusto has agreed to chaperone his quite virginal sister if you will take her to watch the Eagles play. (It's cool, I took his knife away. He's seen football crowds get out of hand and doesn't want that to happen while his sister is enjoy the game with "Drav-eek.")
By the way, my mail carrier reacted to the request for a photo with the delightful blushing reaction of a truly beautiful woman who doesn't know she's a truly beautiful woman...making me more determined than ever to fix her up with someone. I swear, if I could talk her into it, I'd make a flat out fortune in "Uniformed MILF" content. This woman is so damned nice I can't even get pissed off because her stomach is so flat.