Pushpills, seriously. What is the deal?
It seems like every time you go out with a woman, it's as though you just got back from spending years on a deserted island and have discovered "women" for the very first time -- again! And that all of these basic basic things surprise you.
Young girls talk all the time?
Women take a while to get dressed?
What's the next observation going to be, that they have boobs and smell purdy?
