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Carrie · 11-04-2005

You can't enter the returns department until you've met three conditions:
1 - You must be at least 40
2 - You must be divorced at least once
3 - You must have a shiny new (preferably red and convertible) sports car

At that point you can get a much younger, giggly replacement who is not yet skilled in the finesse of mind games, thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and will let you blow your wad all over her face without complaint. Free exchanges anytime.
Don't expect any deep, meaningful conversation though.

11-04-2005	#10
Carrie Eternal Newbie Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside your monitor Posts: 2,850	Re: I'm stuck on you.... You can't enter the returns department until you've met three conditions: 1 - You must be at least 40 2 - You must be divorced at least once 3 - You must have a shiny new (preferably red and convertible) sports car At that point you can get a much younger, giggly replacement who is not yet skilled in the finesse of mind games, thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and will let you blow your wad all over her face without complaint. Free exchanges anytime. Don't expect any deep, meaningful conversation though.