1) What is your favorite word?
invoice
2) What is your least favorite word?
broken
3) What turns you on?
wit
4) What turns you off?
hypocracy
5) What sound or noise do you love?
ca-ching!
6) What sound or noise do you hate?
a door closing
7) What is your favorite curse word?
fuck
8) What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
professional writer
9) What profession would you not ever like to attempt?
doctor
10) If heaven exists what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. 