[Dravyk]

You Just Might Be a Redneck if ...


the blue book value of your truck varies with how much gas is in the tank.

you have to go outside to "get something out of the fridge".

one of your kids was born atop a pool table.

your truck has curtains, but your house don't.

your belt buckle weights more than three pounds.

you can't marry your sweetheart because there's at least one law against it.

you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

you dated your dad's current wife in high school.

you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

you think the stock market has a fence around it.

your stereo speakers came from a drive-in movie theater.

you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."