[Dravyk]

You Just Might Be a Redneck if ...


you call "safe sex" as having a padded headboard.

you won't pass thru a subdivision because you think it'll involve math.

you and your dog use the same tree.

you think dual-airbags means your wife and her mother.

you have more than one brother (or sister) with the same first name.

your grandfather willed every to his wife, but she can't touch it until she's 18.

your front porch collapses, taking out at least four dogs.

you take a beer cooler to church.

you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

your gas cap is a rag.