you think Taco Bell is the name of the Mexican Phone Company.
you've been married three or more times and you still have the very same in-laws.
your house still has the sign "wide load" stuck on the back.
a state trooper stops you and says "Got ID?" and you reply "About what?"
you think genitalia is an Italian airline
you can burp out your name correctly
you think road kill is "the other white meat"
you were caught carrying a fishing pole in to Sea World.
your dinner table centerpiece was made by a taxidermist.
you lit a match in your bathroom and the explosion caused the wheels to fall off your house.
