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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Suddenly have this mental image of a group of nasty 350 lb guys going "tsk tsk" and "you silly boy" and "neener".  |
Never, *ever* commit a felony, Dravyk. You'd be in for such a rude shock.
Of course, by the time the story gets passed around, the 56 year old paper carrier will have become an 11 year old paper boy...and very...bad...things...will happen in the shower.
Convicts are reliable that way.