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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
let me picture it....
here is one side of the convo...
"Hello darlink , merry Xmass. Here is your present , merry xmass to my beautiful woman........Yes thats right ,its made of paper, clever huh?.......Yes its made paper , we just covered that........No the real jewlery stores weren't closed.......LOL it cost more than that...ok it didn't cost that much...what do you mean "at least you aren't stpid enough to pay more than $150 for it"......look at the workmanship.......No the taxman hasn't frozen all our assets again , we are rolling in it....Ah....geez...thanks my darling...The submariner is pimping!!....so you do like it really huh?....oh thats great...OK...enough of this bullshit its too cruel...of course I didn't get you paper jewlery ahahahahahahahah just a joke. But the real present is coming later....I know it is sorta nice....yup it is well made...LOL...you are right though , what type of fucking loser would give this stuff as a present.....now excuse me , just got a few business calls {{{where the fuckam I gonna find a jewelry shop , or FUCK a car dealership open on Xmass day}}}...ahahahahahaha jazz yes that is funny , "welfare jewelry" ahahahahaha good one!!! {{{spoilt little bitch!}}}
Well I got just a couple of calls to make....it will be here later honeybunches, honest....{{fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonder if a Benz dealership is open}}}
;-)))
You are trying to have me whacked aren't ya....just following a long and tortuous plan about it
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Lol, for added thrill, give her the elephant one:
"An Elephant? What the hell are your trying to say?!?"