Oh, Nick, go seriously fuck yourself.
Out of the many things I resent in your laboriously typed rant, several rise to the surface. One, is the gross insult to Mrs. Nick, who already knows all about laquered paper jewelry even if you don't. "Greedy bitch," indeed. Trust me, any woman who hands finger paints to a toddler has her priorities correctly aligned.
The other is that you obviously appreciate both art and craft, both of which are amply displayed in the jewelry. Unless you believe that "art" only exists on the wall and as a rider on your insurance plan.
Third, and tossed in for the helluvait, is that I like telling you to go seriously fuck yourself.
Sarettah, tell the missus my order will be coming soon. I made the mistake of showing the site to offspring. Lust ensued....
