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We give away the mini-candy bars and such, but I usually shovel handfuls into their bags. We're a little off the beaten path, so we don't get too many kids.

In college, we cooked up a batch of chocolate-covered Tater Tots and gave them away (look, we were broke, perhaps a touch stoned, it was what we had, and it seemed like a good idea at the time, okay?). I suspect you'd need a bail bondsman if you tried it today.

BTW - about half the kids loved them.