[Dravyk]

I have this guy across my driveway who's mission in life is to make the loudest noises in the neighborhood ... constantly.

He'll has a motor cycle he'll rev up for 15 minutes, an ATM his kid will drive up and down the driveway (apparently no where else!) for three hours at a time at 40 mph. When it snows he takes out a snowmobile and will run it up and down for two hours (also apparently uses it no where else!)

He has a boat whose engine he'll "test" for 30 minutes at a time and go back inside the house. He'll be moving lumber or something at 4am with no consideration to anyone, and -- my fav -- the bastard will often go outside to his car, the burgler alarm goes off, he let's it go on and on, goes back into his house for five minutes, then jumps in the car and pulls away. I mean WTF?!?!

... I'm confident he has no dick.