LOL, you must live where Brad Shaw lives. He sent an anonymous letter to one of his neighbors
I don't have any physically close neighbors but the one up the road likes to overreact about EVERYTHING and I'm usually the one he likes to talk to about it. He currently has yellow "caution" tape around his property's perimeter because he's upset about the house being built between the two of us.
He left so many notes on one neighbor's door about their dog barking (I live closer and I never heard the dog bark) that they were threatening to arrest him for trespassing (a sheriff's deputy lives there)