My Dad had two quotes, I will neverf forget.
One late night my Dad and I got home and I was trying to put the key in the key hole of the door.
It was dark and I could not fine the hole. My Dad said:
"Son if you can't find the whole, put a little hair around it".
Another famous quote from my Dad was;
If the item does not have a price...it's free!
I loved my Dad. He always felt that humor is the best means of laughter.