[PornoDoggy]

Is that all you got? Come back when you reach puberty, would you?

I mean, come on, kid ... I split up with those two before you were born. It's not like there haven't plenty of satisfied customers both before and after; and the reasons they stayed together as a couple for 25 years (they just broke up at the end of this summer) had little or nothing to do with me.

I am not the first person to have somebody decide to come out of the closet on them after five years of marriage. I'm not even the first person to decide to try and keep it together the way that I did.

And really ... they became lesbians because of bad sex with me? Do me a favor, would you? The next time you see an obvious bull dyke, walk up to her and ask her if she's gay because of a bad sexual experience with a man.