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Originally Posted by helix
This is an appeal to the mighty keeper of the hats.
If thoust might find it in ye kind heart to bestow upon my sunbaked melon a mighty Opano shield to protect me from the horrid sun that dost cook me brain.I would be grateful enough to cast vile dispersions (and goat shit) upon your enemies.
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For giving the Diction Nazi the opportunity to say "A-spersions" not "DIS-persions;" plus using a cool metaphor or two...you get a hat!
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