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Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.
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