Worse line I had done to me...
I had a beautiful Bentley about 10 yrs ago...it was a 1961 Bentley Contential Flying Spur and had like 15k genuine miles on it.
This old bastard slammed his Ford POS into it on the M25 and when we pulled off the road the old git greated me with:
"Don't worry I'm in the Royal Insurance's safe drivers club , lucky it was an old one"
He's probably out of hospital now.