Morgan...( I know it does not apply to you) and I apologise in advance but...a wheelchair story
When we first got a holiday home in Fl , it was near Disney.
We spent every day at the parks and compared to the UK , we could not believe the number of people in Wheelchairs.
We then noticed a couple of things. They managed to get out of them to shop and eat.
Technick esposed the theory "they are just too enormously fucking fat to walk around!!!"
In the UK at that time the only people in Wheelchairs were pretty fucked
This led to my theory of always going to the wheelchair area and get one for "poor old auntie"..it is great for carrying shopping and allows you to get better seats for the shows
Fortunately Technick and myself have expanded into the role of "too fat to walk around"
;-))))