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Old 09-18-2005   #12
MorganGrayson
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Default Re: Mummy, I want to be a porn star.

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Balderdash and poppycock, I say ...
I do like the way you phrase things.

If you has asked me when I was in single digits age-wise what I wanted to be, I would have said "a call girl." You see, I saw one in a movie. She was absolutely beautiful, lived in a fantastic apartment, had a closet full of fur coats and seemed to spend most of her time going out to dinner with handsome, charming men. (When I was in single digits, that's all you saw a call girl do on television and it was in black and white to boot.) Then I found out that being a "call girl" required a knowledge of something called "sex." Since I had no idea what that was...there went my dream of becoming a call girl. So, I decided to become a nun because I loved the clothes my great-aunt wore.

Now, if you kick it up to double digits, I imagine it must be amusing as hell for some that age to tell an adult they want to be a porn star. One thing hasn't changed since the beginning of time: adult chains are fun to yank.
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