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Originally Posted by Red
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.
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Now this...this is that *special* kind of stupid.
It's a damned shame we can't pass a law against stupidity so that people like that get extra time tacked on to their sentence. With a "three strikes" stupid law, too, so that you get mandatory life.
There would be so many more places to park.