I kind of like PornoDoggy's idea with 19th nervous breakdown in the background
or send a video tape of you taking his girlfriend to a cheap sleazy motel with "Memory Motel" as the theme music
or tape his mother up with duct tape in the corner of a black room whilst beating him in front of his mother with "Paint it Black" and "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Standing In The Shadows)" playing
I could probably go on for a while but I'll make it easy for the rest of you
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