Stoning, definitely. I do so appreciate both the irony and the elegance of the "theme." Besides, he's done worse than ripping you off for money. He's destroyed a tradition that has existed since before puberty.
That sort of crime deserves a slow, public death...with much jeering. (I like that word. "Jeering." Much classier than "name calling." "Taunting" isn't severe enough. It must be "jeering.")
