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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy
Do you look like an Arab?
If so, you'll get thru with no problem as they'll be afraid you'll scream about profiling if they stop you...
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No lie...
I was stopped at a border crossing.
They had told to me to take a seat.
"Fuck" , I think still , Ah well won't be long.
While we were waiting a guy in a old beat up white mercedes drove up , he got out and came to the desk.The guy was a double for Sadam Hussein.I turned to my wife and whispered "this guy is sooooo fucked"
I over hear him explaining , in broken English, that he has lost all his documents but he lives in USA.
The same guy that stopped us is dealing with him. By now I am smirking at my wife in anticipation of the hell this guy is gonna give "Saddam"
Instead he says "no problem , welcome home"
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He then waves me over.
"And the purpose of your visit?"
"Taking the wife and kids to disney california."I tell him again.
"Do you have bills to prove you have a residence in Canada?" (out comes utility bills etc etc , as I've been through this before)
Thats great , you and your kids may enter The United States , but your wife is British and has entered and rentered the US the max times a Brit subject can without applying for a Visa!""
""You can't be serious"
I'm absolutely serious...and if you try and enter at another port you will be banned from US soil for 5 yrs.
So we leave , and my wife applies for a visa allowing a UK citizen unlimited enteries and reentries.
Here is the funny bit....
About 2 mths later she receives in the mail a VISA allowing residence in the US for 10 years , which I have been told is pretty much a green card , with a non working condition LOL
My brother of course shakes his head in wonder as he is on B2 or TN visas and its a living hell.
The best one was when he first applied for residence in the US .
They looked at his credentials with scorn and said , "What is this University? Its not on our list of accredited."
"This is crazy.Its Oxford University.It was good enough for Clinton" he says.
Fortunately a supervisor heard or he would have been fucked. LOL