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Old 08-19-2005   #9
Bhelliom
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Default Re: MOMMY!!! (here we go again)

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Science alcohol Is waht I call it.

And don't knock this until you try it... It works incredibly well

a little background. Alcohol, when distilled, uses a carbon filtering process to smooth out the flavour and take out the impurities. premium alcohol distills it a lot more and cheap bottom shelf crap distills less. the impurities in the alcohol is what gives it the bitter shit taste and consequently accounts for much of a hangover.

so what you do is take a bottle of alcohol (works best with vodka, but any liquor will do) I wouldn't recommend scotch as its perfect on its own. rye rum vodka and tequila have all been tried.

take the bottle and pour it through a new Brita water filter. (after its been rinsed once with water)

Since Brita water filters use a carbon system this is essentially the same as further filtering the product. Each time you filter it (5 is the magic number) more and more impurities are filtered out while leaving the alcohol.

This has a dual effect of making the booze much smoother and all but guarantees no hangover.

5 is the magic number of filtrations becuase it improves the flavour dramatically up to that point but afterthat the effects are less noticeable. (we've done all kinds of tests)

In the United states they sell "anit hangover" pills.... which are essentially just an activated carbon pill. its does the same thing as the brita except the Brita does it outside your body rather than inside.

Seriously you have to try it... its amazing
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