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Originally Posted by gonzo
Vick... I need some help.
How do you dress a fat white Irish boy into Goth?
Keep in mind I got no long hair and none of my shit is pierced.
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Shave your head (or trim it really short) and go in a kilt with braveheart makeup or road warrior makeup
Actually the kilt thing works well for some as women like to do "kilt checks"
2 quick kilt stories
How many canaries can fit under a kilt?
Depends on the size of the perch
You can tell a story of how you went to sleep by the side of the road one night and when you woke to answer natures call you noticed a blue ribbon tied around a part of your anatomy
You didn't know where it was but you can see it won first prize
Kilt is way preferable to trying to do a Matrix type thing