Once upon a time there was a man - who really, really should have known better - who said "women can't handle tequila."
The woman said "oh...really?"
The drinking contest began...and kept going.
He literally had to crawl up the stairs to bed on his hands and knees.
I walked up and mocked him the entire way.
I bring it up periodically.
(This all happened many, many, *many* years ago, when I was young and foolish and did such things.)