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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Oh, yes indeed. The horrific loss of your marriage, the crushing shame of publicity...I imagine you'll need a great deal of extremely expensive therapy. Not to mention damages suffered due to loss of work. (Physical and psychological collapse has numbed your tastebuds and all wine tastes like water.) The reverse messianic complex you develop because you begin to truly believe that you've turned wine into water.... You're probably going to require a long rest in a quiet resort to recover.  |
all true,
we just opened up a bottle of 1998 Bordeaux and it DOES taste like water,
it already has begun!!!!!
I gotta talk to Peaches, maybe she can get me therapy at the discount (hey, I am STILL a Jew despite the trauma) and save few dollars to Lee.