[PornoDoggy]

If it makes you feel better to call me a faggot, feel free to do so. I also wear glasses, so you can call me a four-eyed hippy faggot if you want.

I don't advocate selling drugs to children, or selling drugs around children, or doing drugs in front of children.

I know plenty of parents, however, who've smoked plenty of pot and raised perfectly normal kids.

There is a certain segment of society that could remain completely drug and alcohol free from the time of conception until their kids left the trailer and Junior would STILL do his television debut on Cops or America's Most Wanted. I guaran-goddam-tee you that the majority of idiots who claim that drugs made them bad parents would have found something else to make them just as bad.

The proposed legislation is fucking idiotic. Anyone who thinks it will do a fucking thing to "protect the children" or stem the drug problem in the United States hasn't got the brains required to walk and chew gum at the same time. This is legislation more appropriate to the Taliban, not the U.S. House of Representatives - although I've long felt that the Republican majority in that institution have a lot more in common with the Mullahs than they like to admit.

There is something oddly amusing, however, about a bunch of pornographers who don't see a problem with laws like this ... because the majority of the people who would back such legislation would consider us the equal, if not even worse than, dope pushers.