They are called caravan parks , and yes they do exist sykk.
Mainly for holidays.
I'm getting a bit cunty too here....
Stop bringing me into it!!! LOL
We are fucking showmen!!!!! Not pikeys.
Showmen live in big fuck off houses (OK , they are really learry and probably have eagles on the gate posts or possibly stone lions at the entrance , several cousins/friends will live within a few hundred yards in similar leary houses for security purposes.The entances will share electric gates.
Inside...well it'll be very very leary. All taps etc gold (well fuck if it can be gold plated , it will be) There will be a lot of fucking porcelain about. A lot. Dinner services will be by Villeroy and Boch (but either undetectable seconds , or hooky)There will be very very expensive electronic equipment ( but with very short power leads -well you don't want to trip over them running) Koy carp ponds in the garden is a definite as is a ride on mower (probably a few actually - some are for sale) In the drive there will be at least 1 mercedes and 1 range rover (there may ve more , probably at 1/3rd being for sale , or borrowed from "the pitch" technically for sale , allowing the entire household to drive on more economical traders insurance.) At least one bathroom will be in the process of being renovated
Showmen are the aristos of the gypsy world.
The lowest of the low are new fucking age travellers (they are fucking hippies and ain't worth that)
Then there are travellers , pikey's ,and joffa's ...then showmen!
Showmen have pikey's and joffa's are aspiring to be showmen and are the easiest comodity for a showman to hire. ( muscle)
Chav's are fucking wannabee scum mainly from the north .
now don't get me on a rant..