Never ready? I don't think I'd buy those batteries!
Just print Sabby's avatar twice and glue them to the inside of some dark glasses.
Explain to the wife that you're role playing and to just go with it.
Looking at that great ass continuously? Your wife will probably send Sab a thank you card!
(just don't say great turd cutter while you're looking your wife in the eyes, that would be bad)
