you won't ever really get a guilt-free 'boys night out'
you're going to have to spray that bathroom after you take a dump
you'll feel silly singin in the shower
you'll be sick of living with a girl after 1-3 months and you'll wish you never did it
you'll eventually get so sick of her that you can wait for her friends to come over so u can eye-fuck them and pretend to yourself that her friends are flirting with you and you could bang them if you realllly wanted to
she'll take your parking spaces
she'll park behind you even when she knows damned well you're leaving in 15 minutes
you'll have to watch what you say on the phone
you'll have to watch what you and your friends say while in the house
you'll have to make sure the hooker you banged from the street didnt leave lipstick, hairpin or whatnot in your car before you go home (happened to me when i was married)
youll be expected to mow the lawn in a timely fashion if you dont have a gardner
youll be expected to do stupid shit like wash the windows outside and inside and shit because she cant reach them if you dont have a housekeeper
she will get fat and lazy and you wont know how to tell her to unfuck herself without being a total schmuck
she will slack on her laundry duties or only do her laundry and you'll want to fucking kill her because you really wanted to wear a shirt that you thought was gonna be clean
the ONLY good thing that will become of this, is that you will LOVE the smell of the house right after she takes a shower and uses all those girly good smelling stuff.... gives her a temporary aura of being from another planet where maybe, just MAYBE living with a woman is GREAT...
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