Hell no it wouldn't be gay if 1 condition was met.
You gotta drive it like you stole it.
This is what I drive
http://www.onon.com/jt/jt.jpg
I've driven over a BMW Z3 on purpose (the fucker pissed me off) and I think
I've put several motorcycles over the guard rail too that were trying to be
cute with me.
Go ahead, get the mini!
