What a miserable flight. Inabon gave me some bullshit story that minibon is some fucking popular panamanian luchedore rasstler.
He said that he had to hire him to get the president of panamas website. They use him as a wire weasel to run wiring.
Anyhow I don't know how inanbon got him on the plane but the little bastard was on the row right in front of me.
Everything was cool till he heard that snack cart and he was like a fucking pararie dog sniffiing in the air.
Next thing I know he's jumping up and down on his seat screaming FEED ME HUNG{Y.
So they give him this snack pack with soft cheese and crackers raisins...he opened them and dumped them out looking for the prize inside.... And 2 oreos.
He ate the cookies and then started trolling the aisles for more.
He went up and down the aisles saying he was the oreo bandit and they must pay the mordibe.
When they gave up the oreos he he told them thank you for flying delta.
The fucker passed out buy his seat in the aisle with his ass in the air. Oreo gas is horrible.
I totally dread customs.
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