ahahahahahahahahahah
OMFG!!!!
Lets get real here...
"Hello honey , here's some jewelry I bought you....its paper"
Sorry sar , but I'd be dead
And Toni!!!
""There’s some really lovely jewellery there, perfect for a gift""
ya to someone you wanted to take the piss out of!!
;-)))
I've been being burned all day , Sar...yr turn