Ok... plan B...
Find the name of a Notary that passed away recently.
Look in the exchange and mart...get a notarial seal done in the name of that notorary.
Draw up the will you would like.
Notorise it with "her" sig on it.
Walk behind her on the stairs alot and practise crying like a bitch whilst screaming "oh no she fell".
Make sure the "will" is discovered by someone else...
;-)))