Ok, there's this gay indian that goes into a redneck bar. The bartender, alarmed for the guys safety informs him "Look, there are a lot of rough guys in here, I think for your own sake you should probably go sit quietly in the back and drink your beer". The Indian doesn't like it, but says ok and wanders off to the back of the room to sit down.
A little while later a big old bulldozer of a cowboy wanders into the bar. He slams his fist down on the bar and shouts "Gimme a fucking beer". The bartender gets him a beer, the cowboy picks it up takes a swig, looks around the bar and proclaims loudly "I'm so horny I could fuck a bull".
From the back of the room comes the reply "Moo big boy, Moo"........
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