I used to live in a country town that had one of those aggie type university/colleges. You could always tell the aggies - they were the ones that drove around in utes (trucks to you Americans) that had so many lights all over the front and mounted on bars across the roof that if they ever turned them all on at once the entire electrical system would melt.
Their utes (trucks) were also the ones that were so lowered that if they ever went off the sealed roads they would get stuck on the first clump of grass they tried to drive over.
I never did understand them - no self respecting farmer would ever look like they did - but they were basically harmless. After 2 cans of beer most of them would be so paralytic that they couldn't find their car keys so they really didn't bother the townspeople much.
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