I was looking through my dilbert calendar (yes, I have a fucking dilbert calender...Make fun of it and I'll slap you with my sliderule dammit) and there was one in there where dogbert is outlining his business plan and Ratbert starts gagging.
Dogbert says "When my marketing practices make a rat gag, I know I'm on the right track"
Made me think of you Nick
(in a totally loving yet surprisingly Non gay way of course)