Its not just enough to drink guiness until you pass out this St Paddys Day ... you have to sound the part as well. Here's a quick 'how to speak like an irishman' guide i found which may prove useful:
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/irisha...rishaccent.html
And for anyone curious as to who the hell St Patrick was, then heres a helpful link for you, boyo:
http://www.st-patricks-day.com/about_saintpatrick.asp
I always get confused when i try to do an irish accent ... I keep mixing it up with scottish and pirate ... so i end up sounding like a scottish / irish pirate ...
Arrrr, tha luck o tha Irish