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Old 03-16-2005   #9
Hell Puppy
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Not Texas Hold 'em, but Pai Gow for me....

Fucking Franklin, the Pai Gow Poker dealer at the MGM Grand....

This fucker would show up and turn the cards ice cold for 3 days straight. I kept waiting for him to make the same offer as the dealer in Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation. "Why dont you give me half of what you were planning on spending, I'll take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it a day!"

I LOST a Pai Gow Poker hand where I was holding a straight flush in the top hand and a pair of 10s in the bottom. Not PUSH....but LOST... Fucker pulled a higher straight flush and a pair of aces.

After that one, I would just get up and leave the table anytime he'd show up and take over.
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