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Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 8 2005, 10:45 AM
Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm a love em and leave em kinda guy. A real badboy. A rebel...

Here's the deal:

If you hang out with the friend and she hits on you, turn her down. Give her the song and dance about how you are so in love with the girlfriend and while you find her VERY attractive, it just wouldn't be right. That's going to make her crazy and want you even more. You will likely become her mission in life.

Keep this up until the girlfriend gets home.

Then, when the girlfriend gets home you either bang the living shit out of her, or she tells you about the lumberjack she met...

If it's the lumberjack story, you go STRAIGHT to her friend's place. You then proceed to take out three months of sexual frustration on her and you are a God. The ex girlfriend will hear the story by noon the next day, and she will then realize what she is missing and want you back as well.

That's when you do the threesome...