I am a master at ballderdash
We play a lot of "sorry" here with the kids.
The negotiations, pleading , alliances made ,make a simple game look like a full meeting of the UN Security Counsel.
I have upon seeing my eldest son or daughter get a "sorry" card used entreaties like:
"The chances of you getting a car when yr old enough revolve around making the correct choice over who you kill with this sorry card."
or the always good:
"If you get me I will kill your dog/cat/snake"