Not to make fun of it, because it is a good cause and those that donate, or purchase (and actually go through with it) should definitely be commended...
But this one got me laughing out loud:
Vacation of a lifetime, pick the brain of an internet legend.
The trip includes: Airfare to Dallas from anywhere within the US/Canada 2 night...
bids: 16
last Bid: makefuckingmoney 1,800.00