[Cleo]

I'm really looking forward to when we start receiving mass spam on our cell phones.

As I'm driving down I-95 at a hundred I will be able to improve my sex life, get a new mortgage, find the love of my life, and take care of that itchy red rash.

Ring ring (pick your own ring tone that you bought)
Hello
Cleo I'm home alone waiting for you and I'm so horny plus I can get you a better rate on your mortgage…
Phone goes dead as Cleo's car crashes.

Next week Phishing scams coming to a phone near you!