LOL , photo,
(shaking head)
only on oprano can a perfectly sensible thread about business plans in the coming year degenerate into "Killing mimes"
"It was an assisted suicide , your honour , which I believe is legal here.
He was obvioulsy a mute , and finding it unbearable to live with his unfortunate affliction, was forced to sign to me , well mime, to me in fact , hanging on a rope by the neck and swaying in the wind.
He obviously wished to hang himself .
I merely provided the rope the tree and was fortunate enough to find two like minded caring gentlemen in the persons of Messrs ,xxxphoto and Vick, to assist me in bringing his pain and suffering to a peaceful , though granted, amusing ,end.
Yes. your honour , the batting incident was unfortunhate but was considered necessary to tranquilise him.
And ,yes he tried to self multilate himself.In fact he bit me on the toe a couple of times prior to his death , but I was wearing Opera slippers and found it rather painful , so Mr.Vick was kind enough to allow him to bite on his more sturdy shoes 20 or 30 times.
Excuse me , your honour?
Oh ,How did the 7 clowns get killed?
Interesting you should ask , it seems the Incas , were big on astrology and..."