i feel for ya, and I right there with you.
I live on a lake in the middle of the woods, killer place in the summer but this winter has been the worse I have seen in 20 years.
Right now, we got over 4 inches of solid ice where our roads should be, NO cars can make it more then 20 feet without sliding sideways into one side of the road or the other (Which is a 6 foot snow and ice bank)
Yesterday It took us 4 hours and 5 tows to get 1 mile

and after that we decided fuck it and parked the truck at the main road and "slid" back to the cabin, now we have to walk a mile in the snow just to get to the fucking truck lol
Fuck snow, Fuck ice, FUCK WINTER