[KevinG]

Originally posted by Newton - XXXAmigoz@Dec 12 2004, 05:45 PM
Sitting in front of a tv on your own, shitty little meal on the lap, shouting bah humbug at the tv?

Poisonous relations coming over, plaguing you from the crack of dawn, getting drunk and making complete twats of themselves?

Other peoples kids screaming until they wear themselves out, partially due to you dosing them with a brandy, to keep them quiet and give you some peace?

What will you be doing?

I have warned off all relations under pain of death not to visit, my cookery skills are exquisite, there is a few bottles of lanson in the fridge, cuban cohibas ready to be cut and it's going to be a fine relaxing, tranquil time. Gawd Bless ya guvnor, to one and all

Exactly.