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Originally posted by Opti@Dec 10 2004, 09:25 PM
1 GOOD fuck will bring back one of your hornier personalities I reckon!
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I'm much too in love with myself to have time for another. Anyway why have sex when you can have the money instead.
But if you really think it would help I guess I could have sex with the horny Puerto Rican that has moved into my bed. Do you have any suggestions on what the two of us should do? I have a very short attention span so it has to last less then five minutes and nothing messy that involves body fluids or anything gross.
Actually can we just cuddly and have breakfast together in the morning… does that count as sex?