Uhhhh ... I am a liberal politically.
Bidnez, however, is a different story.
I will inquire as to a price for her underwear, and let you know after I calculate an appropriate profit (a percentage of which will be donated to the poor), reasonable shipping and handling, etc.
The blowjob is not negotiable ... I am hoarding those. Took me 37 years to find one this good (I wasn't looking for the first 14 years), and I ain't sharing them with anyone else.
I don't think she is, either.
